For Boomers Only, The Book…
…Not to be confused with For Boomers Only, the movie, because there is no movie but we’d like to invite Hollywood to talk to us about one…
We’ve been receiving a lot of letters and comments about our new book, For Boomers Only, available from Amazon and Barnes & Noble. Did we mention it’s a book? And it’s cheap. And it makes a good stocking stuffer. Anyway, we got a big pile of mail over the past few weeks so we asked Annie, our new intern, to type in some of the reviews and comments we’ve been getting lately. We didn’t have time to edit or check Annie’s work, so hopefully there won’t be too many typos, but we’re confident she picked some good comments that really represent the quality of the book itself.
Thanks for leaving that stuff out about, you know, office sex. You’re a real pal. Bill Clinton
I once said that blogs are an advance to the rear, but in your case I’d have to call it a stampede. Tom Wolfe
If you can find humor in something you can survive it. I barely survived your book. Bill Cosby
Making jokes is no laughing matter. But your laughing matter is a joke. Barry Obama
I remember the last time I wrote to you, you kept making me say I was a pinhead. I won’t stand for that from a bunch of commies. By the way, I’m a pinhead. Bill O’Reilly
Hey deadbeat, you’re three months overdue. Pay up or we rip out the swimming pool. Tony Dicarlo
Your articles on packing and moving were a big help to Bill. Thanks! Hillary C.
Hey we get a lot of boomers in Alaska don’t ya know. Usually in the summertime when the temperatures get over 40 and the rain starts. Sarah Palin
Boomers? Retirement? Social Security? hahahahahaha. Nancy Pelosi
Your book was so funny it made me cry. So did the price. You really need to consider getting your printing costs down more. John Boehner
I’m leaving and taking the children. Everybody else may think you’re funny but I don’t. And stop telling me to go “back” to hell. Lilith
We have replied numerous times that we won’t carry your book in our store and no amount of intimidation can…ouch…what were those terms again? Bob Dalton
From the moment I picked up your book to the moment I put it down, I was convulsed in laughter. Some day I definitely plan to read it. George Bush
Thanks for sending me your book. I’ll waste no time reading it. Janet Maslin
Meanwhile, back in the real world, we’d like to thank The Fairview Town Crier (Fairview, NC) and The County Seat (Hackensack, NJ) for running stories on our book, and we’d also like to welcome their readers to our boomer family!
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